ATTENTION LOST FANS!!!!!
Watching Lost, have you ever wished you could;
Be on that picturesque beach and venture through that mysterious jungle?
Face off with the smoke Monster?
Scream at the Losties to communicate more?
Play a round of golf with Hurley?
Punch Michael in the face?
Tell Claire to stop whining?
Make out with Sawyer?
Tell Sayid to take Lockes C4 away?
Well here at BFTI you can do ALL those things and MORE!!!
Yes, thats right friend!Lost doesn't end in May on this island of mystery, in fact, its only the beginning! Starting just days after the season finale you will be jetted* off to a tropical island in the middle of no where to begin your exciting and life changing** adventure!!
But WAIT!! Theres more!!
Here at BFTI, you can:
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
You heard that right friend! Not only do you get to be on the island, but you can choose who you want to be!! You can choose from characters such as:
LOCKE
Grab your 300 knives and trek into the jungle as Losts most mysterious beach dweller. Shave your head, hunt boar, track some others, blow stuff up!! With Locke, your island wish is his command!!
HURLEY
Crash on the beach as everyones favorite fat guy! As the loveable Hurley you have the appealing option of starting and ending every phrase with the line "Dude!" And if thats not enough, with Hurley, you can also create your very own imaginary friend.
SHANNON
Thats right friend! She may be dead on the show, but here at BFTI, you can breathe life into this bratty self centered character once again. As Shannon you can play the hottest girl on the beach, be b!tchy from morning to night, or change her into whatever you want her to be. Shes kind of like Barbie that way.
FLASHBACKS
Have you ever watched a flashback and said,
"WTF was that?? A monkey could have written a better back story for that person!!"
Well friend, here at BFTI, YOU get to be that monkey!
Release that fiction writer thats buried deep down inside you! You heard me, Let it out! Its your flashback, you can write whatever you'd like.
Make Kate a cop
Make Hurley thin
Make Sayid a prize winning poodle breeder
Its all up to you friend. Theres even prizes for the best flashback!!
What more could a Lost fan ask for you say?? Hows about:
THE OTHERS
You heard it here my friend, you may have thought that it was safe here on mystery frikin island, but think again. Your camp has been infiltrated by those dasterdly bad guys who want nothing more than for you to be dead. But don't worry, if you do manage to survive the night, they always leave a trail of clues to help you solve the killing. But in order to solve it, you must work together with your fellow castaways and decipher the clues.
Whats that you say? Who can you trust??
haha, well friend, thats half the fun!! Its up to you to decide whos a friend and whos a foe. But one things for sure, alliances will be made, love will blossom, and skulls will be crushed. Its up to you to decide your fate.
This sounds too good to be true!! Whats the catch?
Well friend, the only thing I need you to do is when you register for BFTI, tell them AVREY97 sent you. If you do this, I will guarantee you the time your your Lost obsessed life!
So go on!! Board flight 815 and be well on your way to adventure!!
All smart Lost fans read the fine print
*No one will actually be boarding a jet to an island. BFTI is solely run at www.stationzer0.com
**side effects may include addiction to the game itself,miopia from staring blankly at a computer screen for extended periods,BFTI may induce dreams involving typing,posts, and non moving pictures of other characters, headaches,sore throat from yelling at your computer screen at other players who cannot hear you, and stress.
BFTI takes no responsibility if any of the following occurs; loss of job, failed assignments of school,complaints from loved ones that dinner is not ready on time, divorce, all due to extensive amount of game play.
Posted by The Lost Shephard on 25 Mar 2007 at 23:26 | | Comments (1)
